They were right. There simply wasn’t enough grass left in the paddock for a repeat visit and, in the wash up of a riotously great 6-year-old birthday party, we were late on the scene.
We arrived on the river flats to find the first 50 or so cows out of the dairy staging a “stand-in” outside the entrance to the rejected paddock. I turned to set up an alternative just 100 metres the other direction and they marched towards us, disgusted to find I had taped off the lane behind us. While I set everything up and my little party-goer took a siesta, a few members of the mob broke ranks and began to filter in to graze the drabs.
She’d partied hard.
Of course, that meant we had to get them out and that’s when the trouble really started. Everyone else followed us in and were totally confused when we wheeled around and tried to push the surging mob back out from whence they came. Well, it took five minutes and a lot of determination to move them 40 metres.
Then they went the wrong way up the lane and it was my tough little farmer who convinced them to, very reluctantly, turn once again.
The ragged party goer came to life when presented with a challenge and was there behind them in the dust
A heartbeat after I took this pic, the leaders saw the opening to the fresh paddock and, like a stampede of New Years’ Day shoppers, they were off.
The Milk Maid Marian 
You have beautiful cows!
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Thanks! Your animals are a pretty good-looking bunch, too! How’s it going up there on the other side of the globe?
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Hmmm Marian. Beautifully described and not unlike the sort of cow insurrection that happens with my little darlings at times too! The real skill at understanding stock comes to the fore at times like these. You have to be quick and ‘think like a cow’ to get a little bit of civil order happening.
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Agreed. We tried sailing in and out of the open paddock at first but to no avail – they’d already seen us tape that off earlier. They were furious!
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